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Jesus fucking christ you are the goddamn PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. Or hire better handlers! CHRIST!
I hate myself so much for thinking this sounds awesome.
I do not think this sounds awesome. I think it sounds like death.
And, to end on the exact opposite of a light note: the number of Americans who filed for bankruptcy last year increased 38 percent from 2006.
And hey, by the way, home prices dropped 14% in the first three months
of this year, oil prices continue breaking records, and the building
you're in right now is literally on fire.
